*comes out of bathroom waving a newspaper behind him*

Hey, we have dead air here. What's going on?

*notices dead guitar player with g-string wrapped around neck*

Ok, how many times have I said that maintenance needs to be more on the ball here?!

*looks at red light on camera*

Oooooookaayyyyyyyyy, ladies and gentlemen. Obviously by now you have noticed that we have been having a bit of... erm, technical difficulties. Yeah, that's the ticket. *smarmy smile*

Well, we're back and we're bigger and better than ever. If you notice, we have added 2 whole inches to the left side of our tote board and our tote board goddess is wearing something far more diaphanous for the men in our audience. But be careful, she still packs that chainsaw. hehehe

For our next bit of entertainment, we would like to introduce you to 3 lads from Barcelona. Yes, you guessed it, but nobody expects it. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!