What can I say? Ludd is just your typical, average, everyday, garden variety, LORD OF DARKNESS. ;)

He can take on any form and he can take on any shape. Only the Light can harm him, the metaphorical light that is, perhaps that and the truth. But I ask you, what is the truth or what is the light for that matter? He will find you in your darkest hour, and fill the pools of your discontent.

If you are feeling lost, a little let down with what life has tossed your way, give me a call. Is it gold you are after? That luscious serving wench at the tavern won’t give you the time of day? Perhaps you were passed over AGAIN for that Knightship? I can help. But just remember, nothing in life is EVER free, and I charge a tidy sum for my assistance.

The phone lines are ALWAYS open…..call