Culann hustles back out onto the stage, with a new powder blue tuxedo on, and he pats Angus' back as the two entertainers cross paths mid-stage. Culann hands Angus a lacey pink hanky, consoles his friend, and makes his way to centerstage...

Folks, sometimes this job is just too big for Angus and me to handle, even though we're big, tough, brave Celtic warriors. Our hearts break so often for dear Allynne that sometimes, we...just can't find the strength to soldier on. So...with that in mind, we've added another dimension to the show...or, in this lady's case, two dimensions...a left one, and a right one...ladies and gentlemen...our new tote board girl...

CORNELLIA CORNELLIUS!!

Culann extends a hand to stage left, and ushers out a vision...nay, an angel, in purest, shimmering samite...her flaming locks defy sense of reason, her flashing emerald eyes simmer with the passion of true goddesshood...a look of serene supremacy crosses the cybergoddess' feminine, aquiline features as Culann gingerly leads her to the stage, being extra careful to avoid touching the great bloody chainsaw hanging from a gilded scabbard at the goddess' shapely hip...

Yes, ladies and gentlemen...Cornellia will be assisting Angus and me by giving us tote-board totals on occasion...

and hopefully we'll get to see her naked at some point...

On with the show! Cornellia, your highnessness, would you care to give us a tote-board total?