Ovid's primary mistake was that he let Horace be more of a suck-up to the Augustan PC scheme. He failed to see that Augustus had less of a sense of humo(u)r than Caesar.

Ditto for poor Germanicus, except it was even worse with Tiberius. Quick question: whose kids were more messed up, his or RFK's?

OK, it is late and I cannot come up with a damn thing about Australian universities, other than that I am sure that they are probably pikers when it comes to per capita alcohol consumption compared to southern US universities.