1.Well actually, Germanicus went to live in Rhodes after his faked death. You see, he had always wanted to be a male prostitute -he sold himself to rich wives of Roman grainmerchants. Very nice job.

2) Actually, little Livia Drusilla killed Dictator Caesar too. She did it by inserting a poisoned needle in her teddy when she was having dinner at Caesar´s. The old bastard squeezed the teddy and got a doze of sophoriphics which made him the willess mummy of Antonius who later got him murdered. You see, Caesar´s murderers just wore wax effigies of Brutus etc.

3) Third, Syme didn´t know any English. He was really a Hungarian gypsy who translated his work into English by using a dictionary.

4) Don´t play games with me. Are you really thinking that someone would believe that there´s an university in AUSTRALIA?


Oh, your asking how I know the answers to 1 and 2. You see, I´m resurrected Germanicus.


Strabo/Serentia