jojo Nebuchadnezzar
Date: Oct 19, 2003 - 11:52
Old Lady River
"Old Lady Nile, that old Lady Nile
She must know sumpin but she don't say nuttin
Cornellia don't plant millet
Herky don't plant barley...umm"

Despite having a posessed Tunic (see The Mummy _____), this God has incredible talent. A must read.
Sung a cappella, 10 bricks

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AzureEyes Ramesses
Date: Oct 19, 2003 - 04:48
Song III: _ _ _ _ _ _ er!
10 bricks for code
10 for originality

Date: Oct 19, 2003 - 05:32
Schmucker
"You try to Eeeeeeeeeeep! but Attilla takes the sound before you make it
You start to weewee as Heraklia DaBomba looks you right between the missing eye teeth
You're nitrogen-ized
There's isty bitsy sea monkies which are really brine shrimp closing in on every side
They will smell you,
Unless you change that garter belt on your cellulite"

Insane.
9 bricks


Date: Oct 19, 2003 - 15:53
Sailing, Sailing....
"She falls back into her chaise, playing with a peacock feather, nursing a tall warm mug of irep,
once again gazing upon the singing Roman."
This is worth 10 just for the imagry, but it's a small post.
4 bricks

Date: Oct 19, 2003 - 16:43
The enormous Hot Diggity! is in the air
2 bricks for support

Date: Oct 19, 2003 - 04:40
"the composer himself looks quite "Halloweenie" "
That he does. 2 bricks

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Heraklia Aelius
Date: Oct 19, 2003 - 10:53
COC Busters!
"Baddies got no hold on me, Herky’ll DRINK them to death,
you’ll see
And JoJo’s a terror even to Zig and me!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Who you gonna call? COC-BUSTERS!"
A perfect 10
10 bricks


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Onions Hatshepsut
Date: Oct 19, 2003 - 16:27
The Plastered Plasterer
"sea cucumbers crawl in search of blood to Bacardi 141-ize y'all's ancient hood
And whosoever should be lethargic without the Ka for smelling
Must stand and face the hounds of New Orleans
And worchestershire sauce inside a mummy's eyebrows
The enormous Hot Diggity! is in the air"

From sea monkies to sea cucumbers, it's quite clear that Egyptian Scribes have some sort of fascination with marine life.
10 bricks


Date: Oct 19, 2003 - 11:08
The Mummy Rush
"The Lopzui Zombies were having fresh Crocodilemeat
The Saturnalia had just begun
The esteemed gus-sets included Squash-man,
King JoJo nebuchadnezzer and his posessed Tunic"
8 bricks

I believe 70 percent of all "posessions" in the song ___ Rush include the God Jojo and a tunic. Someone out there must know sumpin'. Maybe we can procure the stats.

Question is- will he wear said tunic to NOLA?

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Sankhkare Thutmose:
Date: Oct 19, 2003 - 17:56
Bye, Bye to the Goldfest online
"Now Voluptua's feet were hurting so
While she gave Beano to the old Pharaoh
Dino lined up to dance
Oh, but we never got the chance"
Original and fun- 9 bricks


Date: Oct 20, 2003 - 12:56
Where in the World is Hapshetsut Nebet?
Original. I miss her too.
A perfect 10 for Sankhkare
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Frontinus Sempronius
Date: Oct 19, 2003 - 14:11
SAILING
"I am cruising, I am cruising
On the Phoenix Gold and royal.
I am cruising down in style
To visit Karnak on the Nile."
Original- and it makes sense too
9 bricks


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This woman writes hysterical lyrics. Must read--

Katlyne MacRoth
Date: Oct 20, 2003 - 01:44
The Mummy push
"The Lopzui Zombies were having fresh bunnymeat
The concert had just begun
The esteemed gus-sets included squash-man,
King Cassius and his posessed unmentionables"
9 bricks


Date: Oct 20, 2003 - 01:26
"kiwiman rocking in your futon
Who ya gonna bounce ?
CathBranbusters!"
7 bricks

Date: Oct 20, 2003 - 01:22
ducker
"The bouncing Send in the Llamas! is in the air"
6 bricks

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Imagining the hounds of Enterprise--

justina Cassius
Date: Oct 19, 2003 - 05:07
Tombraider
"sharks crawl in search of blood to Beerize y'all's ancient hood
And whosoever should be the Tomb Raider without the Ka for Sighting
I Must stand and face the hounds of the Starship Enterprise
And mint sauce inside a mummy's Hands"
6 bricks

Date: Oct 19, 2003 - 06:46
The Mummy Brick
"The esteemed gus-sets included marrow-man,
King Paullus Fabias and his posessed toga...
When you get to my Stonehenge, tell them Sean Connery sent you"
8 bricks


Date: Oct 19, 2003 - 07:13
King Tutbusters!
"Strawberryman sitting in your chair
...smelly person eating through your feet"
5 bricks


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Superbia Hositilus
Date: Oct 19, 2003 - 19:35
Destroyer

" moray eels crawl in search of blood to spittleize y'all's ancient hood
And whosoever should be inflamed without the Ka for touching
Must stand and face the hounds of Hades
And habanero pepper sauce inside a mummy's nosehairs"
8 bricks

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So, one look from this Goddess starts hormone production?

Oset Ramesses
Date: Oct 19, 2003 - 17:04
kisser
"Under the Anna Nicole Smith Lamplight, you see a sight that almost stops your brain
You try to Jump into the Aston Martin but Josef Stalin takes the sound before you make it
You start hormone production as Cornellia looks you right between the arms
You're motor oil-ized"
7 bricks

Date: Oct 19, 2003 - 17:10
2 bricks for support

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Absurd!

Zama Roca
Date: Oct 19, 2003 - 06:19
Diller
"Night glistening, titian-haired undines crawl
and the hemet netjer net Wadjet start to gumball in their thong
There's no escaping the onooooooo of the nurses this time. They're open wide.
You're undulating for your great pair of jeans"
7 bricks

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In German?

Thor Visigoth - 14 Posts
Date: Oct 19, 2003 - 17:30
"You're Schnapps-ized, Youre out of Ja."
7 bricks

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Annie Lennox Cleomenes - 21 Posts
Date: Oct 19, 2003 - 19:03
The Mummy Sack
"The Lopzui Zombies were having fresh roundwormmeat, The Birthday Party had just begun
The esteemed gus-sets included zucchini-man,
King Apiladey ApilSin and his posessed sheer lingerie"
7 bricks

Date: Oct 19, 2003 - 18:40
2 bricks for being a great looking Diva with a hot voice


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Miw Meritamen
Date: Oct 18, 2003 - 22:38
"sighting mousehole sauntering through your whiskers
...Tomatoman rolling in your claw-marked ottoman..."
6 bricks

Date: Oct 19, 2003 - 10:30
King Mouser
"The majestic mew! is in the air
The Priestess of Bast of 1 years
And adorable shabby, hairballed love seat from every tomb
Are closing in to sniff your doom"
6 bricks

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Yeckh-


JudyCollins Horemheb
Date: Oct 19, 2003 - 17:09
Abominable Snowmanbusters!
"quelling rutabaga spanking through your monkey breath
Who ya gonna Massage ? Abonminable Snowmanbusters!
cottage cheeseman belching in your salad bowl..."
5 bricks


Date: Oct 19, 2003 - 17:26
The Mummy Papoose
"The Lopzui Zombies were having fresh kittenmeat
The mud wrestling had just begun
The esteemed gus-sets included Artichoke-man,
King Zig and his posessed Nun's habit..."
6 bricks


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Paullus Fabius
Date: Oct 19, 2003 - 09:36
The Mummy örg
"The Lopzui Zombies were having fresh mousemeat
The death had just begun
The esteemed gus-sets included carrot-man,
King Max and his posessed toga"
5 bricks

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Darlius Romulus
Date: Oct 19, 2003 - 18:43
Adambusters!
"hearing pickle wiggleing through your brain...
melonman danceing in your armchair"
5 bricks


Date: Oct 19, 2003 - 19:25
chucker
"Night crabs crawl and the sphinx start to crawlpree in their shorts
There's no escaping the Screeeeeeech of the slavers this time
They're open wide. This is the end of your clothes
They're out to bounce you"
4 bricks

and one more for this sentence alone
"crabs crawl in search of gall to orange juiceize y'all's ancient hood"



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Louisa Agis
Date: Oct 19, 2003 - 09:26
2 bricks for support


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Tony Roca - 8 Posts
Date: Oct 19, 2003 - 17:13
2 bricks for support

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Alexander Aristotle:

Date: Oct 19, 2003 - 18:51
The Mummy bush
"The scribes all came from their inventive abodes
To get a cry from Jot's electroreallyetic codes"
4 bricks

Date: Oct 19, 2003 - 17:55
2 bricks for support
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DinoMartinius Maximus - 31 Posts
Date: Oct 19, 2003 - 19:05
Martini
"When Amun hits you eye like a big pizza pie
That's amore---
Ancient Worlds seems to shine like you've had too much wine
That's amore--- "

It's catchy
3 bricks
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I can not rate my own entry, NUT busters
http://www.ancientworlds.net/aw/Post/211751
"sniffing membranophone engulfing through your wooden body part"