Did I detect a note of sarcasm in your last post, Amleth?

If we're going off on a tangent we might as well just go all the way. After all, sometimes when writers go off on tangents, it can help them break through a block. I've been having trouble thinking of what to write next and I guess I'm not the only one. So here's a few things to spin us off into space. I hope no one finds any of this personally offensive. A new and revised selection of state mottos!

FLORIDA
The Gunshine State
ALABAMA
Literacy Ain't Everything
ARKANSAS
At Least We're not Oklahoma
ILLINOIS
Gateway to Iowa
KENTUCKY
Tobacco is a Vegetable
MAINE
For Sale
MONTANA
Land of the Big Sky, and Very Little Else
NEW JERSEY
You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney
NEW MEXICO
Lizards Make Excellent Pets
NORTH CAROLINA
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
OHIO
Don't Judge us by Cleveland
PENNSYLVANIA
Cook with Coal
SOUTH DAKOTA
Closer than North Dakota
TENNESSEE
The Educashun State
TEXAS
Si Hablo Ingles
UTAH
Our Jesus is Better than Your Jesus