*Flaccus walked in to find Paullus, prostrate before Victoria, who was seated in a magnificent golden throne...*

"What in the..." Flaccus muttered. "Okay, two questions, and a statement of fact:

1. Where in god's name did the throne come from? Pretty cool looking - musta cost a fortune...(does Vort know about this expense?)

2. Paullus, what are you doing on the ground?

3. And, finally, she's MY dream goddess! I gave her that name! Now bug off! (lol)

Oh, and, how come you haven't promoted me to editor yet?"