"Oh, I´ve missed you so!" Caligula hurried -a bit drunk- to Bladder, who was being carried by em Germans.

"Um, sire. Your not going to throw me to the lampreys? Um, execute me. Um, burn me on the stake?" Bladder doubted.

"Well, no. But if you would want..." Caligula seamed to think.

"Oh, no need sire! Its okey as it is!"

"Thats good of you! Hey, you Germans let him go!" He snapped at em.

The big bullies grunted as they threw me on the floor -but I wasn´t going to press charges.


Then we heard Drusilla running at us.

"Quick Brother! You too Nigrippera -a lascivious smile- we´re three hours late to the Senate meeting!"

"Oh, bother! I´m going to play dice with Bladder here!"

Then, I don´t know why I said it -maybe I was still so happy that I wasn´t going to end as lamprey food (atleast yet).

"Well, we could always play dice in the Senate, sire"

Caligula glowed at me.

"What a brilliant idea I just had; we can play in the Senate!
Servants! Get the sedans!"