Catch me (if you can)!

Author: * justina Cassius - 2 Posts on this thread out of 770 Posts sitewide.
Date: Oct 6, 2003 - 17:58

"No Way! If you think I am going to perform my "marital duties" with you in that state you have got to be joking, Beanius Nigravipera."

"Fabia, Fabia, Fabia - you know you are the Light of my Life, the other half to my heart, my one and only". Beanius made a lunge in an attempt to appear amorous and tried to kiss me, but I dodged him and he got Fluffy on the nose.

"Erghh, cat!"

I had to keep Beanius talking until I could get into bed. With a bit of luck he would fall asleep soon.

"Beanius, you need to rest. You have to make you Maiden speech in The Senate tomorrow afternoon. Have you finished it yet?!

"Nooooooo"

"Well, to bed with you then! I will get Stupid Scottish Slave Girl to bring you something to help with your headache."

"I don't have a headache" he grinned stupidly and blew a kiss at me. I rolled my eyes in contempt and sighed.

"You will in the morning, its to make it not so bad."

"That is a very cunning plan my dear, one that the Wife of Beanius Nigravipera, Consul of Rome....."

"Oh shut up Beanius."

"Now where is that girl? Glenfiddich, come here!"