I am Vortigern Aedui. I am 6'1" and I have brown eyes, brown hair and a smile that will sail a thousand ships. I like to go bike riding, roller blading, playing grab ass with my wife and...oh wait. You mean this isn't a personals page?

Well then, I suppose that I will tell you who I really am then. I am a 600 pound baby with a huge erection with a cheeseburger on the end of it and I watch it while I smoke two cigarettes at a time, one in my mouth and the other through the traecheotomy I got a few years ago because they said I smoked too much then.

Anyway, I am going to be playing Baldriccus, the stupid, but cunning, Scottish servant to SlackBladder, errr, I mean BlackAdder.