Baldrick runs up to Beanius as he is pacing up and down the corridor. Beanius is muttering to himself something about "Caligula the bastard".

"Indeed milord, I do believe he is a bastard." Baldrick sniffs his answer to Beanius.

"ehh, what's that now?" Beanius replies.

"I just said, milord, that I do believe Caligula is a bastard. Well, ever since 19 he has been." Baldrick answered cunningly.

"Oh, you cunning Scot. Now fuck off before I hang you by your testicles in the Forum." Beanius snapped at the kilt wearing servant.

Baldrick runs off to hide behind a wall within earshot of Beanius in case he other cunning quips to retort.