It has recently cum to my attention that I am held up as role model by those that would justify their Lechery and need for attention as a bad boy/girl extraordinaire.

The fact that I am known by many names.. at other sites has no bearing on the fact that I am but a poor innocent, led to the alter of slaughter by other’s that seek to defame my good name and nature, as they say…………… I can do it better than he did.

Who can honestly say that they were deflowered by Zig? Or DeSade… oops wrong century. Forgive me.

Now while It was recently mentioned that I had an eye for heifers and camels. I must mention that I was confused with a one time previous rival for king that was exposed at a previous site newspaper, for fraternizing with Hittites and a herd of goats. Once again it wasn’t me.

To say hello is not a courtship nor is it a seduction. The mind is the best porn novel of all, the fewer words the better.

So in the interest of brevity, I let this slide with… Bring on the slave girls and Strabo… you can have the camel.