I KNOW the difference between a SKUNK and those ugly bears you have!
*Reminds self, to check and make sure the black and white fur coats don't have bushy long tails....*

Metal? I though that "armor" was made from bamboo that you have growing all over the place. But, I can see how you might win a war wearing that outfit, the enemy might just fall down laughing...

I have to go, I am meeting a few people outside town near a wall.

* I have green, purple and yellow spray paint..good. They'll never think I someone would do this again....*