Is that the weird really expensive (here in Rome, Texas it is!) stuff that the Norse dig up from their ocean? Wearing rubber hose and funny masks... oh sorry, that's me. ;) If it's someone who use funny "diesel" swords it's you, Norse "guys and dolls"! ;) Our chainsaws uses garum, ie. anchovy oil, so you should smell something fishy, not gassy... at least not immediately! *EG*

And if you want "some vrrroooommmmm in here and some blood", all I have to say is: "Happy Mothers Day ya'll mothers!" (throws in a couple of "presents")

PS: Pick up your Mother's Day movie tickets here!