I just wanted to tell Mom, I mean Ma'am (sorry Freudian slip ;p), that her ride is here. We're late from the Ancient Texan Ice Sculptors meeting in Gaylord, Texas. ;)

Oh, we're leaving you a present in the backyard - but I'll be back for the burning, promise is a promise! Burn me, baby, burn! ;)

PS: Need a real match to light that teensie weensie fire? ;)