My very good friend and part-time straight man at the Kash Bowl has invited me to partake of your festivities. As your somewhat laid-back ambassador from Celtia, I am hereby volunteering my services. Please let me know in what capacity I may be of the most assistance.

Or, in plain English, without all the Ambassadorial BS:

Apil conned me into helping with with your Akitu Festival. What would you like me to do? I can make plaques, write stories, articles, acceptable verse, clues, etc. I cannot do beautiful graphics unless they can be constructed with a ruler and compass! You're dealing with a retired engineer, here! *G*

I have e-mailed some comments to Apil, regarding some Ideas that were apparently being considered. I'll leave it to him to share whatever he might feel is of value. For now, I will read up on the background for the festival. Meanwhile, be thinking of what you want me to do.