I'm talking about people.

How many real people are here and what do they want to do?
One thing is for sure, the number of real people is vastly fewer than the number of screen nics.

So... what do the real people want to do?

The fact that certain scribes adore festivals and think they are the sine qua non of internet life isn't the point. Why can't we gather data first and make decisions after doing that?

And we could gather data by creating a questionnaire and sending it out via whatever program it is that sends bulletins out causing me to get a separate one for each of my dozens of nics.