Mel Brooks' History of the World: Part I.

This was a lovely movie, but I don't think I will believe that the Romans would pass out if they smoked a little pot. They were a hearty group, those Romans. They could take whatever mind-altering substances that came their way. Wine, gases, whatever else they happened to scrape up off the ground and eat.

I do like the quotes from that movie though.

Judas: No. No. Leave us alone!
Comicus: All right, all right! Jesus!
Jesus: Yes.
Comicus: What?
Jesus: What?
Comicus: What?
Jesus: Yes.
Comicus: Jesus!
Jesus: Yes.
Comicus: What?
Jesus: What?
Comicus: You said what.
Jesus: Yes.
Comicus: Nothing.

and here is my favorite...

Swiftus: Oh you are nuts. N-V-T-S - nuts!