In looking around for a way to squander my newfound wealth, I discovered that Baiae, here on the beautiful and serene Bay of Naples, was where many of Rome's wealthiest and most prominent citizens went to escape the heat, noise, and smell of Rome during the summer months. Not only that, I've heard that things can get a bit licentious down here! I immediately contacted my contractors, and now I'm their new neighbor!

I hope I don't drive the property values down.