enjoy the swing out front while the grub is cookin in the BBQ out back. We are havin a party for my cousin bubba who just one a poetry contest.
The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semi-finalists, a Yale graduate and Bubba from here, Mississippi. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word a come up with a poem that contained the word.

The word they were given was "Timbuktu."

First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said...
Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan,
Men on camels, two by two,
Destination-Timbuktu.

The crowd went crazy! No way could Bubba could top that, they thought. Bubba calmly made his way to the microphone and recited...
Me and Tim a huntin' went,
Met three whores in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.

Settle down and have a beer, the grub is almost ready.