Okay, maybe it wasn't the best place to live, but I purchased it anyway. A guy said, "hey, your house looks like dung... say, I can get a better place for ya!" I took his offer and I've lived underneath the Venus Cloacina (next to the Basilica Aemilia) ever since. This is the historical sewers that lead out into the Tiber. Not exactly a pretty place, but what you should expect for 2 asses (coins, you git- I meant coins!).