Are you a party animal? Come and see what monkey mischief you can get up to! There's vines and swings to monkey around on, hammocks, benches and slides for those too drunk to stand up, and the bar is fully stocked with all kinds of banana and peach concoctions. We even have kash contraband flown in by economy class cloud and served in clay cups for the mud huttites. So what are you waiting for? Get your dancing boots on and let my little monkeys serve you while you groove to the music
Mud cup kash - goin real dirt cheap! Its even cheaper than free!
Note to all Orientals: This free kash offer is so we can keep the Meso mud huttites under Oriental control. We keep em all plastered with kash lined up against the wall while we move in on their lands and take over the kash bowl. (see the damning paparazzi evidence of their drunken behaviour at top of page). Its shocking!
Trashing Heaven..The Monkey King Rocks!
The Great Sage's Song
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Born from an egg on a mountain top
Funkiest Monkey that ever popped
He knew every magic trick under the sun
Tease the Gods and everyone can have some fun
Monkey magic, Monkey magic
Monkey magic, Monkey magic
Monkey magic, Monkey magic ooh!
What a cocky, saucey Monkey this one is
All the Gods were angry and they punished him
Until he was saved by a kindly priest
And that was the start of their pilgrimage quest
Monkey magic, Monkey magic
Monkey magic, Monkey magic
Monkey magic, Monkey magic
Monkey magic, Monkey magic ooh!
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