ONLY IN AMERICA:
>
> Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
> the back
> of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
> cigarettes at the front!
>
>
> Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries
> and a
> diet coke!
>
>
> Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the
> pens to
> the counters!
>
>
> Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
> driveway and put our useless junk in the garage!
>
>
> Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
> packages
> of eight
>
>
>
> Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
> process so
> well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking
> creatures'!
>
>
> Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
> lettering!
>
>
> Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
> stupidity
> and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to,
> (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We
> all need to
> smile every once in a while.
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