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April 21 , 2011
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Why I Love Retroactive Justification
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Posted at 21:00 EST
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There are a few people at AW who are really top drawer at the retroactive justification of their little hissy fits. While I don't admire them, I am in AWE of their vision of themselves and their view that they have the right to say and do anything they please—to be as deliberately hurtful as they possibly can be—and then to just say, in a mumbly sort way "Oh uh maybe I was a bit rude. Sorry."
No dude. You were flat out over the top insanely nutzoid. You complained about things that never happened, became angry at the wrong people over things they had no control over and destroyed any vestiges of what some of us thought of as a "Pleasant Online Friendship." You have an extremely convenient memory. And some people are tired of these meltdowns, the way you get away with things the rest of us would be banned for doing or saying…
You have utterly destroyed any joy that some of us might have had in AW and the opportunities for fun that could have existed. It is sort of almost nice that you finally provided a mumbly-peg quasi-apology. But you not only have a selective memory, you are being extremely disingenuous as to your recounting of events and their sequence.
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October 13 , 2009
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Why I Ought To Be Awarded the Pulizer Prize This Year
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Posted at 02:00 EST
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This is a parable. Or do I mean metaphor? Either way, I think I deserve the Pulitzer Prize.
You see, I speak and read English as a first language. I write reasonably well—and I might get better at it. I am trying to get better at writing. I have not yet sold any novels. But I might. I mean—I could. Someday. So it is reasonable for me to expect a Pulitzer Prize—right now this year—because I might, maybe someday, deserve one. And that is all I have to say on the subject.
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September 26 , 2009
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What the [bleep] is the matter with the alleged 'singers' who are so [bleep] important now?
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Posted at 18:00 EST
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Is it so totally freaking impossible for anybody to carry a tune anymore? Apparently the answer to that is "yes--yes it is impossible." Nobody can sing the song as it's written. Everybody has to be a freaking diva, including the males (alleged males).
I'm not even talking about bad conduct by idiots like Kanye West. Although I'm grateful to him that he was such an idiot because now I can admire Taylor Swift. And I DO admire her. She's a gracious person who is capable of performing in a professional manner-- singing on key no less-- despite being upset. She's also capable of answering questions without answering the question as asked--she's very good at making up her own question and answering that one. Lawyers REALLY admire that! If she runs for president I'm going to vote for her.
Click here to listen to Taylor Swift singing Love Story.
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September 21 , 2009
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