Rule #1

If someone is sitting in the seat you want, you should sneak up behind the chair, grab the legs, flip the person out and kick him off to the side. Then sit as if you were there all along.
Grabbing the person by the neck and holding him up so his feet don't touch the floor and his face is purple, is not consider good ethics.

Rule #2

Suppose you and your buddies are standing in a corner having a great time and splash some kash on jojo or another demigod. You do NOT grab the dirty old bar rag to sop up the mess.
You will first, bow down and then soak up the kash using your beard. If that isn't enough you will use a friends beard to finish the job.

Rule #3

If you see a small group of women heading in the back, you and your buddies should NOT yell out "We know where You're going!"
Show some class! And yes, women have to go in groups for the urination ceremony.

Rule #4

If you see Apiladey entering the bar, hide your money, credit tablets and jewelry.

Rule #5

Don't ever be fresh or nasty to Marie.
Remember, she is the one that makes the kash and she has been known to add suprises in the bowls of troublemakers.
This might have something to do with the urination ceremony but I am not sure.

Rule #6

If you step in something disgusting right before entering the bar, do NOT come in and wipe your sandal on the drunk sleeping in the corner. COME ON! We are all drinking here! Scrape it off on a chariot parked outside.

Rule #7

If you must dwarf bowl, please have some consideration for the dwarf and watch where you put your fingers!!

Rule #8

If someone starts singing in the bar, don't express your opinion of the citizens voice by throwing figs, dates and kash. It makes the floor slippery.
Just casually walk up to the person and punch him/her in the mouth and walk away.
The message will be clear.

Rule #9

If you plan on killing or mutilating someone, please take it out back.
Blood and other matter, can stain clothes and really put a damper on the happy festivities.

Rule #10

If you are one of those men that wear knee-length sheep skin skirts. Remember.. when your belly gets bigger, your skirt gets shorter. When you bend over...It leaves an ugly picture burnt into the viewers brain!!

Eat, drink and be merry :)