To secure this special birthday gift, I journeyed into dark and forboding foreign lands.. ventured beyond the jungles of Hoosiwhatzis... scaled the infamous treetop canopies in the rain forests of Manzimanzi... At long last I found the healers, brothers Hyufti and Thfklft, keepers of the God Yellobike. After experiencing my expert strigiling techniques, and sampling a little imported tobacco, they believed me to be a Goddess, married me to their God, then agreed to part with Yellobike. Thus, I brought it back to Roma, and on to the AVC, to be presented to the great Holy Man.