Welcome to the courtyard, where I keep the souvenirs of my travels around the world. Please, sit and rest. I'll open up an amphora of wine some honeypots and we can drink an excellent Falerian vintage some milk that's been in the cellar for a while. It's got to be Bona Dea somewhere and sometime, right ?

Yes, I know the place needs a little repair, but the truth is that faux ruins were exceptionally fashionable at some point and we have yet to change things back. Perhaps it's a glimpse of the future, but what could possibly bring Rome down ? Anyway, if you don't like things, don't say I didn't warn you.

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