Welcome to my bend of the Boyne. As you can see, I'm busy right now trying to outrace a drakkar full of nasty Viking invaders in my wee coracle.

Shhh! Don't tell Grampy I went boating on my own, or I'll be up a creek without a paddle.

Now sit on the riverbank for a spell and rest your weary bones while I tell you about My Life As A Dog.