Golden Rules For The Unholy Alliance

Rule Number One: Allies shall not attempt to dominate on their own. We who dominate together, stay together.

Rule Number Two: We shall all hang together. For surely, if we do not, we shall hang separately.

Rule Number Three: Allies shall not wear feathers unless dancing.

Rule Number Four: Minions acquired by one ally may not be taken by another.

Rule Number Five: Share and share alike (unless your are an Empress, then it's all yours).

Rule Number Six: We shall drink beer from the Americas, not wine from Rome or Kash from Mesopotamia (unless alone in one's quarters).

Rule Number Six-point-Six: While intoxicated, We shall not cross the street on Our hands and knees.

Rule Number Six-point-Six-Six: All laws are subject to change at the whim of the Founders.

Golden Rules For The Minions

Rule Number One: No Minion shall be allowed in The War Room until they have proved their worth.

Rule Number Two: All Minions must bribe, cheat and steal (not from Us) in order to gain a higher status and be allowed in The War Room.

Rule Number Three: Minions must present their gifts to all of Us on the "Welcome?" thread.

Rule Number Four: Minions must either pledge loyalty to the Founding Empresses or Allied Empresses (Empress Jezebel or the Feathered Empress) - not all four - before being raised.

Rule Number Five: Minions shall do Our bidding. No whining! So deal.

Rule Number Six: No whining.

Rule Number Six-point-Six: Backstabbing and behind-the-scenes plotting are encouraged.

Rule Number Six-point-Six-Six: All laws are subject to change at the whim of the Founders.