The Democratic Union of Nova Iona

The Ionian President - Jacques

The Negotiator to the Native Peoples To The East - Keir

The Ionian Social Director - Tobius

National flag:

National Anthem:
MA MAW'S A MILL-IONA-IRE
Traditional Street Song

Ma maw's a mill-IONA-ire ( would you believe it )
blue eyes and curly hair
Walkin up and doon the street
Wi' her big banana feet, ma Maw's a mill-IONA-ire.

Ma maw's a mill-IONA-ire ( would you believe it )
blue eyes and curly hair
Sitting among the Eskimos
playing a game o' dominoes, ma Maw's a mill-IONA-ire

Ma maw's a mill-IONA-ire ( would you believe it )
blue eyes and curly hair
Gies the wee society man,
tuppence ha'penny when she can, ma Maw's a mill-IONA-ire

Ma maw's a mill-IONA-ire ( would you believe it )
blue eyes and curly hair
Stoats ma faither aff the wa,
like a wee cahochie baw. ma Maw's a mill-IONA-ire

(http://www.scotsindependent.org/features/singasang/ma_maws_a_millionaire.htm)

National Bird Of State - The Gooney Bird.

Main Economy - Trade of the Giant Gooney Bird guano deposits, Salt for Margaritas and rocks (and rolls).

National Sports - Slalom skiing on the Guano Hills

Environment - Hills of Guano, rocky deserts with Maguey (Agave americana, main ingredient to produce Margaritas), and gorgerous sandy beaches. Friendly neighbors, especially in the east?

Dress Tartan:

(O'Keefe family tartan from: http://www.houseoftartan.co.uk/)

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