Sir, I ASSURE you that goat does not belong to you.
*relieving him of the halter reins*

Just as I can assure you that he is, indeed, a MOST talented goat and unworthy
of ending up on anyone's spit.
And....
*holding up one divine hand*

Let me assure you, it is a 'Sacred Trust' for his care.
Amy, *transfers the halter reins to her* In memory of a certain lady; I think Nero
would be quite content at your home until his original owner returns (if ever).

As for you, Sir *scowling* send your *cough* bill to my oikos where it will be
repaid IN FULL by the House of Ariston.......where our motto is "We sacrifice no
goat before its time....."

And that's no bull *

*Bulls receive no similar guarantee or indemnity.

And now, has anyone asked The Mystery Woman what she's drinking?